Dumbledore would be just another man in the crowd in New York City. Cloak? Long beard? I’ve seen it all before.
And finally, bird-watchers everywhere have reported that the nation’s owls have been behaving very unusually today.
See, if I was a Muggle and this was on the news, I’d be very annoyed. This is exactly what most news programs do, waste a whole hour on trivial matters like bird activity and the death of a 32 pound cat - which is obviously breaking news.
Shooing Professor McGonagall (even as a cat) is like telling Mrs. Hudson to shut up.
Harry Potter in Privet Drive by J.K. Rowling
From the Collectors Edition of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
He yelled at five different people
…and shouted a bit more
I think Mr. Dursley would be great on a Gordon Ramsay type show.
Can we please all agree to make wearing cloaks “the stupid new fashion”?